2. DO NOT take your shorts/skirt off the minute you walk into your classroom like you do at home.
3. If you have to poop while in school do a good job of cleaning your butt. Nobody else is going to clean it for you. (Also - if you have to poop.....please don't announce it to everyone and/or show them your work.)
4. Do not threaten to do karate on anybody.
5. Do not expect Pulehu ribs and a Diet Dr. Pepper for lunch (like you requested at Play School).
And those are the ones I got off the top of my head. Just imagine if I put a lot of thought into it!
Update: She had a great day and did none of the above mentioned. One of the first things she said was, "Mom....they didn't take us to the cafeteria! They didn't feed us!" As well as, "Mom! I didn't get into trouble today!"
Sounds like a great start to me!